National Chewing Gum Day

Feb 15, 2020

Be cool and drool, because gum makes you slobber hard.

Only Cool Kids Chew Gum and Drool Hard

Everyone knows that chewing gum is one of the coolest things you can do on the planet. The only way you can make it cooler if it's nicotine gum. The reason it's so cool is that there's nothing more appealing than increasing your saliva output. Chewing gum works wonders in this area; it increases your saliva by 250%. With two-and-a-half more saliva in your mouth, the chances to drool grow exponentially. It's really a wonder of modern food science that we have a nutritional product that also helps us be cool and drool. Thank God we are alive!

Watch Your Eyes When Engaging In Gum Chewing

Considering the higher chance for drooling while chewing gum, you need to be more conscious of your gaze. If you happen to lay your eyes on a handsome hunk or bodacious babe, drooling could be a real turn off. We live in a post MeToo world, so Tex Avery wolfing out is not really acceptable. Foaming at the mouth with extra spit might turn off this Greek God of beauty before you. Even worse, they may report you to the social media police. The goal of chewing gum is to be super cool, and to increase your drool output. Lucky for us chewing goal also makes you more alert. Harness this power for good, and be aware of where you look while you drool.

Happy National Chewing Gum Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Chewing Gum Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Chewing Gum in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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