Cheeseballs Aren't Real

They have never been filmed or photographed. The image above has a cheeseball, but that's according the photographer. Have you ever seen a real live cheeseball? We sure haven't, so how can we trust this is a real photograph of a real cheeseball? You can't. Those are simple facts. Further research proves this point even more. If you try to search for cheeseballs, you won't find any stock images or video. If you do find materials claiming to have captured the rare cheeseball, they have to be fake.

Cheeseballs Are Unnatural

You won't find cheeseballs anywhere, because they are not within the natural world. Here are steps that would need to happen for a cheeseball to exist:

• Utters shoot out white milk
• The shot milk gets old and weird to become cheese
• The cheese is compelled to roll itself into a ball

Like those three things are ever going to happen. We have a better chance of people linking the link to this post of Facebook, and reading this far into an article. This is a good time to mention that Facebook users believe in cheeseballs, but that's because of propaganda pages. Thanks to their algorithms, Facebook gives a lot of free organic reach to images of cheeseballs. Many have speculated as to why Zuckerberg believes everyone needs to see cheeseballs, but the best theory is that it keeps users on the platforms (since they don't exist in real life).

Happy National Cheeseball Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Cheeseball Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Cheeseball in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

Categories: Food Holidays