National Candy Day

What Do You Drive, Bruh?

That's the question people are going to ask when you try to buy a bunch of candy. Maybe they let you slide when it's Halloween time. Or if you're clearly a Christian on your way to an Easter celebration. Sure, buddy, have all the chocolate bunnies you want. But any other time of the year, if you're buying a lot of candy, then the cashier is asking, "What are you driving?" If it's a white van, you better be ready to chat with the police.

Sugar Sugar Sugar

That's the purpose of candy: it delivers sugar to your body. When it flows in your blood stream, things happen inside you. It's very addictive, which is why it tastes and feels so good. People forget to tell you that. They'll say that sugar is more addictive than heroine, and heroine addicts LOVE heroine. That really just means sugar is soooo much better than heroine, which makes sense since we all do sugar.

Happy National Candy Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Candy Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Candy in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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