National Bittersweet Chocolate Day

Jan 10, 2020

When you break up with your partner, it's time to grab a tissue and some bittersweet chocolate.

Happy National Bittersweet Chocolate Day

Usually you want candy like chocolate to be sweet to the max, like rot your teeth immediately sweet; however, bittersweet chocolate is reserved for special occasions. It's when you need a candy pick-me-up, but you can't turn away from the truth of life. You need those bitters to know that reality is real, and that pain is everything. Leaving your boyfriend was hard, and finding out he was a savage racist was rough too. But at least there is chocolate that's not that sweet to help you cope.

Shifty Partners

Bittersweet chocolate is a shady romantic partner: they appear to be sweet, but something troubling lies underneath. Maybe this chocolate is actually bitter? Maybe this hot high school teacher sleeps with her students? You just don't know until you take a bite. And that's the facts of life. Research is pointless. You need to dive head first into a bad relationship or bitter chocolate and just make it through. You'll be stronger for it. Traumatized if probably the word a therapist would use, but stronger is how Instagram would describe it.

Happy National Bittersweet Chocolate Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Bittersweet Chocolate Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Bittersweet Chocolate in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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