National Biscotti Day

Feb 12, 2020

The Italian cookie that matches the flavor of an old person.

Biscottis Are The Geezers Of The Culinary World

The biscotti is an Italian cookie made to taste like an old timer. The cookie, which is an insult to the word cookie, tastes dry. It's not chewy or packed with sweet flavors. On second thought, the biscotti is actually a reasonable cookie; we just live in an unreasonable world. When you have options like energy drinks and candy bars, biscottis do feel like you're in a Steinbeck novel. Why go dry with some flavor when you can have a candy knock your private parts off? If you dial back your sugar intake, the biscotti is not so bad.

Old People Love Biscottis

This cookie is from a simpler time, which is why the elderly adore the biscotti. Think about it. Have you ever had a biscotti without an old person present? If so, then you my friend are the old person. You might be thinking, "Franc, I ain't an old person. Just look at me. I'm young." Well, sir, have you ever heard of a guy named Benjamin Button? Mmmmmhmmmm. That's what I thought. Better put that biscotti down, or you'll keep aging backwards. The Historical Society for the Benjamin Button disease confirms that biscottis are the leading cause of reserve aging syndrome. So only eat this cookie when you are a geeszer. This way can start aging backwards and you'll have a bit of a Lazarus effect.

Happy National Biscotti Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Biscotti Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Biscotti in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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