National Blueberry Pancake Day
Jan 28, 2020
This sweet dessert treat gives women the power to wear loud leggings and teach other ladies how to do workout dances. The Latin flavor makes it extra spicy, which means we need blueberry pancakes to see us through.
National Chocolate Cake Day
Jan 27, 2020
Arguably the greatest dessert of all time, chocolate cake has helped so many people get through tough times. If your spouse just passed away or you don't find joy on social media, chocolate cake can rescue you from those depths.
National Peanut Brittle Day
Jan 26, 2020
The "Mr. Glass" of sandwich spreads, this treat is known by few. Peanut Brittle is known for being a hermit, so many people don't know it that well (FBL included). Thank goodness for this holiday so we can pretend to care.
National Irish Coffee Day
Jan 25, 2020
Sometimes you need a basic drink that gets you crunk. Nothing does this job better than Irish coffee. It has all the benefits of drinking hard liquor with the added pick me up of coffee and cream. It's like a legal speedball.
National Peanut Butter Day
Jan 24, 2020
Woke people love it because it was invented by a black man. Poor people love it because it tastes great and provides lots of protein. Rich people like it as a novelty. It literally does it all, and that's why you'll do anything for it.
