National Popcorn Day
Jan 19, 2020
You get popcorn at the movies so you can retain your sanity. Sitting in a dark place with strangers watching fantastical things on a giant screen; that's simply too much for the human brain to handle. You need popped corn to save you.
National Gourmet Coffee Day
Jan 18, 2020
Gas station coffee and doughnut chain coffee is like drinking day old diarrhea. It's gnarly. Some people don't care, like heroin addicts that share needles. Today we honor the people that spend a little bit more for high quality drugs.
National Hot Buttered Rum Day
Jan 17, 2020
This cocktail combines three of the most magnificent things known to mankind: rum, butter, and hotness. Whenever a powerful trio of ingredients come together, you create a really sick cocktail (or a recipe for the PowderPuff Girls).
International Hot and Spicy Food Day
Jan 16, 2020
Around the world people try to handle the awesome power of hot and spicy food; however, a lot of people fail miserably. They need to have a glass of milk or vomit immediately. They are weak. You are not. You can handle all the spice.
National Fresh Squeezed Juice Day
Jan 15, 2020
Juice is always worth the squeeze. It makes the mighty mightier, and the murderous even better at murdering. Juice comes in a variety of flavors, so there is a good choice for every deviant on the planet. Grab yours today!
