National Cheese Fondue Day
Apr 11, 2020
This hot, gooey, cheesy goodness can only be equated to one thing: the epic corn-ballery that is dad jokes. The puns that make you moan and want to puncture your ear drums. That level of cheesy. That's fondue dad joke cheesy.
National Cinnamon Roll Day
Apr 10, 2020
Most people try to avoid rolls in their diet when they are strength training, but that's where they go wrong. Cinnamon rolls are the perfect substitute for bread, because cinnamon rolls are indeed rolls. Learn how to use them now.
National Chinese Almond Cookie Day
Apr 9, 2020
Sugar cookies with almonds are delicious. The best way to enjoy more of these cookies to take them from old racists. It's pretty easy to accomplish this task. Just tell the geezers that they were invented in China.
National Empanada Day
Apr 8, 2020
Set up camp with the sleeping bag of food. It's stuffed with all kinds of greatness you love. There's just one problem: you can't take a picture of this beauty. Empanadas are impossible to photograph, and we uncover why.
National Beer Day
Apr 7, 2020
Who was there for you at that first house party? Beer. Who was there for you when your partner left you? Beer. Who got you that job? Your friend because he worked there already, but you met that friend at the bar drinking beers.
