National Glazed Ham Day
Apr 15, 2020
Ham is literally a pig's butt cheek. That's where the meat comes from. Would you really eat a heinie? Of course you would, because butts are delicious. The glutes are known for having so much flavor, hence our attraction to butts.
National Pecan Day
Apr 14, 2020
As of the time of this writing, the U.S. Pecan Organization still uses very questionable names to describe different sizes of pecans. Is one of them a slur? Yes. Do you want to know which slur they used? Of course you do.
Our Favorite Apples
Apr 14, 2020
Gala, Fuji, Honey Crisp, and even Sweet Tango get some love on this in depth discussion of the best apples. Fans of the podcast write in about their favorite apples, and why their pick is the best. Listen and learn about apples.
National Peach Cobbler Day
Apr 13, 2020
The cheeks are popping as we celebrate all those shoemaker's with the thick booties. There's a reason this dessert is called peach cobbler: it's juicy, decadent, and forbidden just like eating a shoemaker's butt.
Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day
Apr 12, 2020
Parents make them for kids. Hipsters in cafes make them for young professionals. We're talking about grilled cheese sandwiches; the best sandwich known to mankind. Even people that are lactose intolerant tolerate grilled cheese.
