National Raspberry Tart Day
May 3, 2020
It's a pastry that's got berries and great taste. Not much else to report. Lots of robots try to push this sweet treat on baes, in hopes that they'll see them as human finally. It never works, but the fail videos are choice.
National Chocolate Truffle Day
May 2, 2020
Delicious is synonymous with this sweet treat. What most people can't figure out is the name. Why is a chocolate truffle called a "truffle"? It's not a mushroom. Could you ask someone else for the answer? Yeah, but it won't be fun.
National Chocolate Parfait Day
May 1, 2020
When kids eat lunch together in school, things happen. One of those things is when the children decide to take the scraps from their lunches, and shove them together in a big cup. Yes it's gross, but it's technically a parfait.
National Raisin Day
Apr 30, 2020
This "sweet" treat got its start in the big leagues thanks to some shady salesmen. If it weren't for these Americans, we might just throw away wrinkled grapes. It's nice that we have a use for old and retired grapes.
National Shrimp Scampi Day
Apr 29, 2020
Scampi means shrimp, so this dish is literally shrimp shrimp. Cool name, bro. In other news, you know what is cool about shrimp? They're transgender. That's right. Men go to gals. It's a thing you need to support, by eating them.
