National Nutty Fudge Day
May 12, 2020
Brownies are now basic. Nutty fudge is where you want to be. The soft creamy texture of fudge combined with the power of nuts; this force is essentially unstoppable. The world is yours when you got the nut fudge.
National “Eat What You Want” Day
May 11, 2020
It's time to ball out and eat whatever you want. Will that kill you faster? Absolutely. But are you really going to live life like a scared female dog? Nah, son. You need to taste life, and all that it offers. Seize the buffet.
National Liver and Onions Day
May 10, 2020
Or don't. Liver is weird and gross. Just eat regular meat like a normal person. All the other fleshes are available, why are you choosing liver? Apparently onions go well with liver. That's not a good look for onions.
National Shrimp Day
May 9, 2020
This little living things would eat you if they could. They are called shrimp for a reason. It probably has to do with science as opposed to their stature, and honestly shrimp aren't that small. Learn why you should eat more shrimp.
National Coconut Cream Pie
May 8, 2020
This dessert is the epitome of greedy, creepy dudes. It's flavor matches the profile of a guy that likes to finish inside. Yes there are dudes that find that incredibly hot, but they don't think about the consequences (i.e. the baby).
