National Blueberry Muffin Day
Jul 11, 2020
Get a muffin from your local convenience store. It is July 11th after all ... or not. That joke is mega corny. You can leave this site now. We can't ever recover from such a horrific joke. Did you get the muffin yet?
National Pina Colada Day
Jul 10, 2020
Fruit flavors and booze. What else could you want? A neat hat and a dope glass for your drink. "Yeah, we can do that," says the indentured servant on cruise ship. The fat tourists complain as they wait for their beverage.
National Sugar Cookie Day
Jul 9, 2020
Everyone loves cookies, because they have sugar. So why are we diluting that experience with other flavors like chocolate. Yuck! Let's go with the sugar! That's why sugar cookies are so magical. They get to the essence of a cookie.
National Chocolate with Almonds Day
Jul 8, 2020
You got the chocolate. You got the almonds. Is there anything else you need in life? Yes. Shelter. A Balanced diet. Also a more original holiday. I'm sure chocolate has its own day, and probably almonds too. What are we doing here?
Our Favorite Cereals
Jul 7, 2020
It's not about what's best, it's about the faves. Everyone lives their own life, unless they possess someone else (but that's unlikely). Object "best of" lists are not what we're after. We want to know everyone's favorite cereals.
