National Strawberry Cream Pie Day
Sep 28, 2020
This is an easy one to celebrate, assuming you got a slam piece that's trying to procreate. You could also buy a strawberry cream pie from the store and eat it, but that sounds pretty boring. Also not as healthy as sex.
National Chocolate Milk Day
Sep 27, 2020
As an adult, you don't really partake in chocolate milk anymore. If you do, then go to therapy; that's some little kid stuff. And toddlers gobble up chocolate milk like it's "the adult sauce". Find out why they can't get enough.
National Key Lime Pie Day
Sep 26, 2020
Florida brings us so many amazing things. Sexy people on the beach. Old people on the beach. Key lime pie, which can be eaten anywhere (including the beach). It's a classic dessert that bends reality on how it's made. Yep, we said it.
National Food Service Workers Day
Sep 25, 2020
Wait staff around the country bust their booties to bring slobs their meals and drinks. Unfortunately it is one of the few times in an average person's life that they can pretend to be a king, and they take advantage big time.
National Cherries Jubilee Day
Sep 24, 2020
You like cherries. You love dessert. But how do you feel about fire? Keeps you warm, and makes food taste good. So why not add it to your desserts? May we present to you, Cherries Jubilee, a fire/cherry/ice cream combo.
