National White Chocolate Day
Sep 23, 2020
Do you like all chocolates? Good. If you only liked white chocolates, that would be weird and racist. You hate white chocolate. That's somehow not racist. We don't make the rules, but they are confusing and we don't understand.
Applebee's vs Olive Garden
Sep 22, 2020
Are you trying to feel like family or eat good in the neighborhood? The people came in loud and clear with what they prefer, and we discuss it on this week's episode of the podcast. The results may shock you on this decisive poll.
National Ice Cream Cone Day
Sep 22, 2020
Ice cream in a cup is cool and all, but you really ought to order yourself a cone. That's how ice cream is really intended. Mimes ain't out here pretending to have ice cream in a cup. Plus it allows for more intimate eating.
National Pecan Cookie Day
Sep 21, 2020
Probably until you read the above title, you weren't even aware that pecan cookies were a thing. They are indeed something people consume with great joy. Kids love them. Best of luck to those youths getting them though.
National Punch Day
Sep 20, 2020
Don't hit anyone, unless they want to be punched. Then throw bows as hard as you want. But that's not what today is all about. We're celebrating the party drink (fruit) punch. That mystery drink people were brave enough to consume.
