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National Vanilla Ice Cream Day
Jul 23, 2020
It's the OG ice cream that makes us scream. Rhymes flowing through my veins, because vanilla ice cream is taking the reigns. Hell yeah! Vanilla ice cream is the best. Other flavors are cool, but they don't pair with stuff like VIC.
National Tequila Day
Jul 24, 2020
We poppin' bottles. Look out. Oh snap, we're poppin' tequila. That's because we lost something deep to our heart, and this is the hard liquor for dealing with pain. No liquor will hit you harder, plus it's cheaper than therapy.
National Hot Fudge Sundae Day
Jul 25, 2020
Beta males just don't even know. Too intimidated by the raw power that hot fudge sundaes radiate. You actually need to be wearing sunscreen to consume one, if you're fair skinned. HFS takes no prisoners, because it doesn't have a jail.
National Coffee Milkshake Day
Jul 26, 2020
This is one of the greediest drinks you could ever have. A milkshake is already dairy juiced up with sugar, like a body builder cutting corners by sticking needles in his heinie. Add coffee to the mix and it's game over.
National Scotch Day
Jul 27, 2020
This hard liquor transforms people; makes them believe all kinds of silliness and lose touch on reality. If you're wearing a suit and drinking scotch, you feel amazing. It doesn't matter that you lost your job, you feel great.
