Happy National Whipped Cream Day
It's a glorious today, or any day we can taste the sweet nectar that is whipped cream. Nothing tastes better in your mouth. False, to that other item you are thinking about. It's not as delicious as sweet, sweet whipped cream. The beautiful of this dessert is that in order to make it you need to abuse cream. You need to take it out back and whip it something fierce. Like it stole something from you, or you just lost all your money at the track. For best results, you a belt and make sure to wear a stained, white wife-beater.
Whipped Cream Stole My Lunch Money
Prince Tiddlewank walked to school one day, when Cream decided to snatch his sack of gold coins. It was a dishonorable move, but back in the day cream didn't care; cash ruled everything around it, and so it decided to steal from poor, sweet Prince Tiddlewank. The townsfolk discovered this horrid crime, and they sent Great Beard to find Cream. When Great Beard came upon Cream, he bent him over his massive knee and spanked him something fierce. He whipped him so good that his booty became a fluffy dessert. And that's how we came to have whipped cream today.
Happy National Whipped Cream Day Video
In this video, we are celebrating Whipped Cream Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Whipped Cream in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!
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