National Nut Day

Oct 22, 2020

So many ways to celebrate all the nuts of the world.

So Many Nuts, What Do You Choose?

There are countless great nuts in the world: almonds, walnuts, that person who talks to themselves at the bus stop, cashews, mind-numbing orgasms, pecans, etc. etc. The list is quite incredible, and it's hard to pick just one to celebrate. They all have their benefits. The food gives you protein and fats without devouring flesh. The crazy people give you free entertainment. And the sex gives you that release, so you don't end up crazy.

Triple Nut Celebration

Some go-getters think the best way to celebrate today is to go after it all: achieve all three major categories of nutting. For many folks this is challenging. If you don't have a sexual partner, the bed nut is out. If you are also a stable human being, you can't really go crazy; however, if you're down to celebrate National Nut Day by doing the Triple Nut Challenge, you shouldn't have any issues in this area. Finally you need to eat some nuts. That's honestly not too bad. You can do it.

Happy National Nut Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Nut Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Nut in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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Infographics Coming Soon

Infographics can be very informative, and also hilarious. We plan to release new ones every day for a year, but just not yet. Learn why and how you can make sure to get them when they come out.

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