National Junk Food Day

Jul 21, 2020

We're ready to die for candy bars and hot dogs.

Sometimes You Need Junk In Your Belly

Healthy is what's up; we're not knocking good choices. That said, sometimes you just need to make a bad choice (every once in a while). Not too often, because then you can turn into a greedy bad boy. That's stinky, like a rotten cheek. But having the cookie or candy bar every week is not going to kill you. Well supposedly it sort of does, but who cares. You can't live your life without junk food. What's the point of living at that point?

Vices In Moderation

There's nothing like a good vice. That smooth cigeratte. Watching Saturday morning cartoons when it's Sunday. There are so many bad things to choose from, and what you pick is up to you. It's not our vice to tell you what your vice needs to be. That said, you can't indulge too hard. You do need to indulge once in a while. Being good all the time makes you lose sight of the goodness. It's about balance. You eat a head of lettuce so on the weekend you can have a milkshake. It's simple math really.

Happy National Junk Food Day Video

In this video, we are celebrating Junk Food Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Junk Food in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!

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