The Best Tasting Poison
Nobody is pretending to think fast food is actually healthy. We love it because it's cheap, available, and keeps the demons away for a moment or so. And that's what every quality poison offers. The trade off is that the substance does eventually kill you, but that's later. Live in the moment. Also other poisons tend to have a bad after taste. Alcohol is not the friendliest in the after taste department. Bleach actually burns, which is no fun. With fast food, you avoid all of that.
The Savings Is Incredible
The best part about fast food is probably the savings compared to other enterprises. The people that work at the restaurant barely stay above the poverty line. This saves them from having to worry about buying Christmas gifts, since they can't afford to celebrate that holiday. It also saves the staff from pursuing their dreams, but ain't no time for that in the fast food game. Just keep the burgers and nuggets and fries coming.
Happy National Fast Food Day Video
In this video, we are celebrating Fast Food Day. This comedy video will be short, sweet, and most of all silly. It will celebrate all things Fast Food in a totally humorous way. Enjoy!
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Infographics Coming Soon
Infographics can be very informative, and also hilarious. We plan to release new ones every day for a year, but just not yet. Learn why and how you can make sure to get them when they come out.
Categories: Food Holidays
