National Deviled Egg Day
Nov 2, 2020
You can eat eggs the way of the Lord, or you can live dangerously. Eat the birthing pod of chickens the way the Devil intended. Take that juice and whip it into fluffy goodness. Add some spices, stare at a chicken, and bite.
National Bison Day
Nov 1, 2020
This beast is mega massive. Like legit 2000 pounds, which is a lot of people. Like imagine if a small town from the old west all become one being. That's the size of a bison. Good thing humans started eating them, but how?
National Caramel Apple Day
Oct 31, 2020
Apples are a fine fruit on their own, but this is America, so we need to kick it up a notch. Bare skin, yuck. Slap some caramel on there so this perfectly fine fruit is now edible. Kids love the stuff, and now eat apples. Hurray.
National Candy Corn Day
Oct 30, 2020
By doing anything but eating candy corn, you will be winning today. It's a wax mold that somehow people considered a win for Halloween. Yuck-a-roonies, dude. How did this rise to the top as the Halloween candy anyway?
National Oatmeal Day
Oct 29, 2020
The basic move is to bust out the old fashioned bowl of cereal in the morning. But your days can start with so much more crunchiness, and coolness, and hipsterness. That's right, we're talking oatmeal. The stuff Quakers love.
