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National Caramel Apple Day
Oct 31, 2020
Apples are a fine fruit on their own, but this is America, so we need to kick it up a notch. Bare skin, yuck. Slap some caramel on there so this perfectly fine fruit is now edible. Kids love the stuff, and now eat apples. Hurray.
National Bison Day
Nov 1, 2020
This beast is mega massive. Like legit 2000 pounds, which is a lot of people. Like imagine if a small town from the old west all become one being. That's the size of a bison. Good thing humans started eating them, but how?
National Deviled Egg Day
Nov 2, 2020
You can eat eggs the way of the Lord, or you can live dangerously. Eat the birthing pod of chickens the way the Devil intended. Take that juice and whip it into fluffy goodness. Add some spices, stare at a chicken, and bite.
National Sandwich Day
Nov 3, 2020
It's arguably the greatest food of all time, yet people pretend like it's not fully GOAT'ed. These fools need to own up, and kids need to be hooked on sandwiches sooner. That's why Fast Food is so important to society.
National Candy Day
Nov 4, 2020
We'll take you to the candy shop. We'll let you lick the lollipop, but only if you're of age and interested. Not everyone remembers to comment on those important factors when lollipop licking is in play. Also the vehicle is critical.
