A horoscope is something you usually read in the daily paper after giving up on the Sudoku. But not any more! You can know the future and eat the best foods you ought to be eating with this powerful predictor.

Blood Type is the Best Horoscope Indicator

That's right. Blood types are way more reliable than zodiac signs. Forget the difference between Virgo and Libra. It's all about whether or not you're A, B, or AB! The Japanese understand the importance of blood type. They look to their veins as opposed to the stars. Once you understand blood types, there is so much knowledge you can unlock in the world. I did you the favor of writing up your horoscope. Take a peak at your type and learn the future.

Type A

You possess the power to stay calm, especially when faced with bogus information. You may share this article, but you won't write up a Facebook essay.

Type B

You are the most practical in the group. You read this sentence out of pure curiosity because from the jump you knew this was a load of crap.

Type AB

People call you Hannah Montana because you've got the best of both worlds. Practical, cool, and overall dope af, you rock the socks off of fake science with a glare that would rival Chuck Norris.

Type O

People always want to know if you are or were a scene kid. You answer begrudgingly because you know they want to know if you love that band Type O Negative. For some reason the world can't handle coincidences.

Love is in the Blood: The Cupid Horoscope

Even love is no longer a mystery. Use the Blood Type Calculator and say goodbye to Tinder, Bumble, and conventional wisdom. With this powerful device and web app you can learn about your ideal mate. Common interests and values are nothing compared to letters assigned to blood mutations.

Food Horoscope: Blood Type Diet

There are many people out there that base their diets on blood type. Forget those crazies trying to eat like a caveman or saying no to carbs. Instead followers of Dr. Peter D'Adamo's book "Eat Right For Your Type" lead many to believe blood type should dictate diet. Type A people should avoid meat, type B people should avoid veggies, and type AB people should die. Blood type should not be used to choose food. It is however a good indicator of what someone will eat if they follow the diet. So the best predictor of consumption isn't blood type but diets themselves!

The Truth is Out There

If you love astrology, horoscopes, and diets based on random things don't click on these links:

• Debunking the Blood Type Diet
• Astrology Debunked

The Sages of Horoscopes

Thank you to our guests. Here's a fun picture of us:

Robert Ecks

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Amanda Taylor

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Jessa Reed

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Stars Aligned for Chicken in a Brine

Between gazing at the stars and taking our blood we managed to scarf down some chicken breasts and quinoa. Nothing too special. Just rehashed a couple elements from previous meals on the show. If you listen to every episode then you know, and if you didn't then hop to it.

We're Doing It Live

No matter your sign or blood type, the universe is telling us to tell you to go to these live performances of the podcast:

• La Casa de tu Madre: Wednesday September 21st @ 10 pm
• Philly Improv Theater: Thursday October 6th @ 10:30 pm

This next week will be interesting, but your path will lead you to the same place: downloading the Full Belly Laughs podcast every Tuesday for the newest episode.

Podcast Show Notes: Links and References

Horoscopes sound wack, until they have the soul read on you.

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