Best Ways to Get Caffeine

Episode 241 | Aug 11, 2020

The most popular answer will surprise you.

How People Like Their Caffeine

There is infighting with how to take your coffee: black vs some combination of sugar and cream. The big question: how do you take your caffeine. There is so many ways to absorb this drug into your body. We polled the audience and they told us their favorites. This episode also includes a fan shout out, a content creator recommendation, and a round of Super Fight.

The Top Methods To Ingest Caffeine

We polled our listeners, and below is the top responses:

  • Suppositories
  • Coffee cream and sugar
  • Coffee black
  • Iced Tea
  • Pills
  • Bars

By a landslide, people prefer to ingest caffeine through their butthole. It was a shocking turn of events, but makes a lot of sense given the times we live in. There is a constant barrage of things demanding our attention. When you wake up in the morning, you can't afford a moment of grogginess. Shoving a caffeine pill into your anus, and letting it suck it up will kickstart your day.

Podcast Show Notes: Links and References

The #FBLRecommendation this week is Thess Fisher..

Did you enjoy our coverage of the Groupthink? Check out the site yourbias.is.

Shout out to fan Rob from King of Prussia, PA.

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